is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

(via hamburgrrrl)

the-woman-of-belgravia:

prince-hans-pants:

she’s cheer captain and i am merida, firstborn descendant of clan dunbroch AND I’LL BE SHOOTIN’ FER MY OWN HAND

did not see that coming

(via hamburgrrrl)

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

(Source: bleatbleatbleat, via aaronfuegopop)

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THIS ONE IS FOR MY BITCHES WIT A FAT ASS IN THE FUCKIN CLUH I SAID WHERE MY FAT ASS BIG BITCHES IN THE CLUH FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB I WANNA I SEE ALL THE BIG FAT ASS BITCHES IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLUB FUCK YOU IF YOU SKINNY BITCHES WAt

(Source: nigga-are-you-even-kawaii, via t--aime)

Nicki Minaj x ‘Club 79’ in Paris

(Source: all-nickiminaj, via t--aime)

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Actual picture of me at work #cashierlife

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via dontshagthetalent)

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